An old farmer in Kansas     had owned a large farm for
several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe courts,
 and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
 properly shaped and fixed
 up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
 pond, as he hadn't
 been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed
 a five gallon
 bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
 laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
 women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
 and they all went to
 the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
 out until you
leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
 here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
 Holding the bucket up he
 said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."