An old farmer in Kansas had owned a
large farm for
several years. He
had a large pond
in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables,
horseshoe courts,
and some apple
and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed
up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed
a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to
the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you
leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."