Texaco and other big companies lie about their income and show great losses so that they don't have to pay any taxes. This is a proven fact, and nobody can argue about it.

Texaco made $75.00 profit last year, but reported a loss of $82 gazillion. This is enough to carry forward and not have to pay taxes for the next 103 years.

The other top nine big companies--everybody knows which ones they are--combined reported a total profit of only $82.00, and paid combined taxes of only $13.00.

Is this fair? What can we do about it?

I have a supply of US flags that you can buy for only $95.00 each. If you act today, shipping and handling is only $29.95, and as always, there is no tax since you are buying over the internet.

Remember, you are buying quality plastic flags made especially for us in Japan. Each measures a large 7/4" x 11/4" and is attached to it's own lollipop stick. These sticks feature an edible handle in our choice of flavor, and once enjoyed, you still have the handle to wave this fine excellent flag.

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Contact the Chickens, Merrick or Buirrell for more information. They can be reached at MDG or MNID.